Kermit and Miss Piggy in Bed Funny

Two Koozbanians perform the Galley-oh-hoop-hoop.

Fozzie receives a special invitation.

Kermit wants to know if Cher fools around.

Brute magnet.

Sexual give-and-take and heavy innuendo is not commonplace in the mostly family-friendly productions of the Muppets; however, the characters have referenced their sex lives and the concept of intercourse on occasion.

References

• Actualization on her show in 1975, Kermit the Frog propositions Cher: "Practice you, uh, fool around?"

• The original pilot for The Muppet Show was titled "Sexual activity and Violence" in an endeavor to show audiences that this Muppet evidence was for more than "adult" audiences.

• The Country of Gorch segments on Sat Night Alive oftentimes featured the Muppet characters dealing with more developed subject field matters - including drinking, drug use, sexual affairs, sex toys, and more.

• Kermit the Frog reports on the Galley-oh-hoop-hoop, the mating ritual of a species indigenous to the planet Koozebane, in The Muppets Valentine Testify, and once again in an episode of The Muppet Bear witness.

• Speaking with Woman magazine in September 1977, Frank Oz explained that Miss Piggy's suffering in life had made her very promiscuous. "She's had affairs with most of the male person Muppets except, of form, Kermit, the ane she really wants."

• During a 1979 appearance on The This night Show, psychologist and practicing veterinarian Dr. Michael Fox talked with Kermit and Miss Piggy. Dr. Fox described the mating habits of frogs, to which Piggy responded, "Oh, I'd better remember that!" (Transcript)

• Raquel Welch's appearance on The Muppet Evidence in episode 311 strongly plays upwardly her depiction in popular culture every bit a sex activity symbol, and uses that trope past having her toy with the thought of changing her prototype. In ane scene, all the same, she earnestly comes on to Fozzie Bear, telling him he'due south "sexational". After singing "Confide in Me", she nervously invites him upwardly to her dressing room.

• Kermit the Frog was asked near his sex activity life by Joan Rivers during an appearance on Tin can Nosotros Talk? Rivers asks, "Are y'all sleeping with Miss Piggy? I wanna know." Kermit replies, "Y'all can't come on television and ask me virtually... I-I'm on Sesame Street for goodness sakes!" Later on some laughter from the console and audience, Rivers asks Kermit to charge per unit himself in bed on a scale of 1 to 10. "Are we talking about sex activity?," Kermit asks. After some dorsum and forth, Kermit finally gestures to his lower regions and explains, "this is the complete Kermit that you're looking at." This finally puts the issue to bed. (YouTube)

• Frank Oz describes Beast in Henson's Place in five words: "Sex activity, slumber, food, drums, and pain. That'south Animal'due south grapheme." (video)

• During the end credits for Gonzo Presents Muppet Weird Stuff, the camera pans to a lava lamp prompting Gonzo'south proposition to Camilla, "We can neck now." Necking ordinarily refers to a particularly amorous form of kissing that oftentimes serves as foreplay.

• Later on Colleen Barker is kidnapped by Bugsy Them in Dog City, his proletariat companion Miss Belle uses her temporary position of dominance to take the well-to-do Barker down a peg by accusing her of "turning tricks" on street corners; an idiom for selling sex acts for coin, used in this case to describe her alleged offers to "jump through a hoop for a quarter" or "catch a frisbee for a dime."

• Dr. Teeth asks The Electric Mayhem what rock musicians desire to do more than anything else in the world in The Muppets at Walt Disney Earth. Brute excitedly pops up and exclaims, "I know! I know!" Dr. Teeth doesn't let him answer and says, "As well that."

• Before a commercial intermission in episode 105 of The Jim Henson Hour, Kermit tells the viewer what'due south coming up, then in an attempt to get more ratings adds, "and maybe some sex".

• When responding to the question of Bert and Ernie's sexual orientation, both Gary Knell and Steve Whitmire have, at different times, responded with some form of "they don't exist below the waist" — implying that romantic pairings in general have a directly correlation with one's power to engage in sexual activity.

• In 1997, Kermit the Frog and Ulrika Jonsson sang "Makin' Whoopee," a song nearly intercourse.

• Ordering dinner in a spoof of When Harry Met Emerge in Muppets Tonight episode 103, Miss Piggy hysterically fakes a sneeze to bear witness a signal to her dining companion Billy Crystal. The original scene from the motion picture features Meg Ryan faking an orgasm, an element closely emulated by Piggy in the re-cosmos.

• Kermit sings, "do I go to bed her in that location?" in the song "Firefly" almost a woman who'due south "gad about" (a habitual pleasure-seeker).

• The only Seinfeld Babies sketch on Muppets Tonight appears in episode 107 and features a parody of the 4th season Seinfeld episode "The Competition", in which the main characters compete to see who can go the longest without masturbating. In a brew-upward with Muppet Babies, Muppets Tonight shifts the focus of the contest on seeing which of the babies can go the longest without pooping in their diaper. Baby Kramer loses when he satisfyingly soils himself and announces, "I'm out."

• Trying to gain admission to KMUP in Muppets This evening episode 201, shows Bobo the cover of his album equally identification. Thinking it's a Rorschach examination, Bobo says he sees "my mother and a butterfly doing the mambo on an orange." The phrase "doing the mambo" is a euphemism for having sex, while sexual imagery is often associated with a Rorschach exam.

• In 1 edition of "Journey to Ernie," Big Bird looks for Ernie at a museum of B words. He encounters the world's oldest alphabetic character B, who is very talkative about himself and his life experiences. As Big Bird shuffles off, the B claims the 2 of them could have discussed "the birds and the Bs."

• Participating in the "Blondes Take More than Fun" week on Hollywood Squares in May of 2003, Miss Piggy filmed a promo with Pamela Anderson. During one of the outtakes broadcast over the end credits, when Piggy descends beneath the wall of the square, Anderson teases, "While yous're down there..."

• The aforementioned week on Hollywood Squares, Piggy is asked, "What are you lot doing to a frog if you plough it over and stroke its breadbasket?" Piggy replies, "Getting to third base of operations."

• When Charles Gibson referred to Kermit as his adopted son on the June 28, 2006 episode of Adept Morning America, Kermit asks "dad" if he could borrow the car tonight. Gibson warns him to stay out of the backseat, a popular place for youngsters to engage in intimacy, but Kermit assumes he'due south more than probable to stop up in the trunk.

• In A Muppets Christmas: Messages to Santa, "Mafia guy" (Tony Sirico) warns Pepe the Rex Prawn that he'd better not run across him around his restaurant again, "or you're gonna sleep with the fishes." The phrase is usually attributed to the members of organized offense sealing someone'south feet in concrete and throwing them in the river to drown. In this example, Pepe responds, "I already exercise," turning the meaning as expressed by the sea-dwelling prawn to 1 of sexual innuendo.

• When Miss Piggy appeared on Chelsea Lately in 2011 to promote The Muppets, host Chelsea Handler asked her if she could talk freely about her relationship with Kermit, specifically wanting to know if there'south been penetration. Piggy says she likes to phone call it penne alla vodka, only laments that they've been so decorated lately that they haven't seen each other at all. Handler claims she's evading the question; Piggy counters that she's evading the answer.

• During a Moviefone Unscripted appearance, when Kermit asks if Miss Piggy can impersonate other Muppet characters' voices, she states how she does him sometimes. Kermit and so says, "I don't think nosotros wanna talk about that on... on this. Oh, you mean the vox!"

• In an appearance on The Colbert Written report, Muppet performer Frank Oz was asked by Stephen Colbert if Muppets have sexual activity. Oz responded to the question with a flabbergasted "What?!?" (video)

• At a printing conference for Muppets Most Wanted, Ricky Gervais asked Kermit and Miss Piggy why their babies are always shown on film as being either pigs or frogs instead of some kind of, as Tina Fey interjected, "anathema." Kermit claimed that it'due south because they've never actually "consummated the experiment."^[one]

• Fozzie Bear is dating a homo woman named Becky in the pilot for the 2015 Tv series The Muppets. When she tells her parents about their relationship, she's surprised at their reaction. Her female parent agrees that they're "all into" saving the wildlife, "not being intimate with it."

• In a series of promos for The Muppets Television receiver series, Nathan Fillion and Miss Piggy prove general interest in one another, culminating in Kermit spotting him making the "walk of shame" early one morning from Piggy'southward trailer.

• In The Muppets episode "Squealer Girls Don't Cry", Sam the Eagle objects to using the give-and-take "gesticulate" which means to move your hands, which leads to shaking hands, which is the kickoff step in making babies.

• In the aforementioned episode, Kermit described his relationship with Denise stating: "we were at a cantankerous-promotional synergy coming together and nosotros ended upwardly, uh... cross-promoting."

• Later in the same episode, information technology is explained that Beast can't tour anymore because life on the road is no proficient for him. Fauna laments the fact stating "As well many women. Too many towns."

• Kermit reveals in "Hostile Makeover" that when he and Piggy were dating, they had a "free laissez passer" list that couples take, stating which glory they'd let their meaning other have sex with if the opportunity presented itself. Kermit says it was mostly for fun, unless he found himself alone in an lift someday with Lea Thompson. Later in the episode, he finds himself in that verbal situation, until Gonzo comes into the elevator just as the doors are closing and ruins the moment.

• The same episode involves a plot in which Piggy finds herself in a "code greenish" great mood subsequently falling for Josh Groban. She says information technology's difficult to become out of bed these days because, as The Swedish Chef puts information technology, she's been "gropin' the Groban."

• Miss Piggy says that the tagline for a commercial she did in Japan was "Sex it to me, Sake boys" in "Deport Left Then Bear Write".

• Following Miss Piggy'south wardrobe malfunction in "A Tail of Ii Piggies", concerns about the show's nobility come into question. Speaking of Piggy'south blank tail, Sam the Hawkeye asks Kermit if he's seen it. Kermit brazenly responds, "Well, I believe you know the answer to that question."

• Convinced that he tin can't persuade Yolanda to subscribe to "Team Love" in "Because... Love", Rizzo tells the camera that he'd settle for getting her on Team "Friends with Benefits", a phrase used to describe a non-romantic human relationship in which each party agrees to sex without romantic attachment.

• When performing "Suffragette Metropolis" live, the Electric Mayhem include David Bowie'south lyric "wham-bam thank you ma'am", an epithet for a "quickie".

Sources

1. ↑ Muppets Most Wanted Press Briefing - Tina Fey, Kermit the Frog, Ricky Gervais, Ty Burrell, Sam the Hawkeye, and Miss Piggy

Meet too

• Boob jokes
• Nether regions
• Naked Muppets
• LGBT culture
• Are Ernie and Bert gay?
• Storks carrying babies

External links

• "A Brief History Of Muppets And Humans Having Weirdly Sexual Relationships" by Josh Kurp, Uproxx, Oct fourteen, 2015

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